I swear I dont make these up

from the emails I get for tips for pregnancy - here is my week 37 one...

Week 37 Pregnancy Tip
Keeping Hemorrhoids Quiet

(What are they loud- do they act up after 10pm. You know this has me thinking of Hemorrhoids talking to you saying thinks like eat more fibre, would it kill you to drink more water and show more love to me by buying softer toilet roll...)

Hi Sinead,

Many women experience hemorrhoids during pregnancy, to their great discomfort.
(again what a great sentence - do they imagine that folks like getting them...)

Probably TMI folks but thankfully I may have everything else a preggers women could get with my AMA, SPD and GD but not needing special H cream :-)