Run, Run, run away Jehovah's Witnesses
So I'm in an area that gets a lot of door to door religious types knocking to convert, normally on Tuesdays (what's that about - is it a special holy day of significance that we don't hear about, or is their weekly quota up on that day - they get a big sales push Mondays - go out and get those souls for sale!)
So I'm in the shower and I get out and suddenly hear a loud knock and I go to the door as expecting a package
I look out and cant see anyone - I open door gingerly and look out and these two Asian ladies pop out from the hedges asking do you believe you are saved? I open door wider - they see me in my towel and lots of skin go AHHHH and run away
So that's how to get rid of Jehovahs Witnesses.. Get naked..