Diary of An Irish Woman

musings of an irish lady now living in America.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Run, Run, run away Jehovah's Witnesses

So I'm in an area that gets a lot of door to door religious types knocking to convert, normally on Tuesdays (what's that about - is it a special holy day of significance that we don't hear about, or is their weekly quota up on that day - they get a big sales push Mondays - go out and get those souls for sale!)

So I'm in the shower and I get out and suddenly hear a loud knock and I go to the door as expecting a package

I look out and cant see anyone - I open door gingerly and look out and these two Asian ladies pop out from the hedges asking do you believe you are saved? I open door wider - they see me in my towel and lots of skin go AHHHH and run away

So that's how to get rid of Jehovahs Witnesses.. Get naked..


At 2:12 PM, Blogger jazz bird said...

lol! that's how my brother did it, too. he'd have his shirt off and only peer out from the top on up. sure, they could come in, but only if they were okay that the house was a nudist household. they got put on a do-not-disturb-hethan list really fast!

(yay! your comments are working again!)

At 11:41 AM, Blogger Kingfisher said...

I found a way to get rid of Jehovah's Nitwits (the stupid church is just down the street from my house.)

I told them that Satan was my daddy, and my daddy said he was gonna make Jesus his bitch.

They looked at me like I was about to burst into flames and high-tailed it down the driveway.

Haven't seen 'em since.


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