Diary of An Irish Woman

musings of an irish lady now living in America.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

steps to eating

make sure food is around whole face including back of ears (no clue how even got there..)
push more food out of mouth than goes in confusing laws of physics and your Mum.
Try to lick the wipe when your face is being cleaned. This will taste better than rice cereal anyday
be clean and happy its all over - repeat several times a day.

Laugh at your Mums efforts to feed you the orange paste that was supposed to be squash...
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