heavy chest

I weighed myself as clothes that hadn't fit me in a year and half do so again so I thought yeah I lost weight



I was wrong, and unless my boobs weigh 30 pounds each cant see how the number on scale relates to my clothes size. I even went clothes shopping today for some back to work clothes. (I start again next Tuesday :-) And I'm a smaller size then I have been in 2 years on the arse but on top WAY bigger.



I am now officially a square - like a walking weetabix or shredded wheat



How do you dress for that? Maybe I should just wear drapes like Carol Burnett down the stairs with the rod sticking out either side...