warnings for bras

I got a new type bra - they call them comfy bras. What it means is they arent as supportive as your typical over the shoulder boulder holder. Or in my case the crane...

So it said for everyday wear. So wore it to REI under my top. What it doesnt tell you is that your boobs are unlikely to actually stay in the bra.. 5 minutes of wearing it and i felt my right arm jostling against something under my top. Yep was my right boob making an escape and trying to go under my armpit...

They should really come with a warning label. Your boobs may attempt to escape this bra and precautions should be taken... We are not responsible for any damage done by swinging escaped boobs...